

buzz Last AutumnThe leaves fall, like cum on your back. I'll wipe it off.buzz Last Autumn
I'll wipe it off, like a phone call while I'm
happily stuffing the days, stomaching the dishes.
What is it I'm mov


My Boyfriend Is MadeMy boyfriend is made of diamonds because diamonds are a girl's best friend, and it is my belief that your boyfriend should always beMy Boyfriend Is Made
your best friend.
My boyfriend is made of diamonds because diamonds don't get AIDS.
My boyfriend is made of diamonds because diamonds don't say, 'I'm sorry. I think I might be gay.
And I think it would be unfair
to both of us to stay in
this relationship.'
My boyfriend is made of diamonds
because I fucking said so.
My boyfriend is made of diamonds because that makes him clea


You Weren't A Church GirlYou are beautiful and you will never read this.You Weren't A Church Girl
Every time I go camping now, I think about that night we both got extremely drunk and stoned and passed out in some strangers tent. I think you drank a 26er of Iceberg Vodka and I may have had 12 India beer and a flask of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum (you can Google these alcohols if they are unavailable in your town). We got so drunk and stoned that we began walking in circles, chasing squirrels and eating glow in the dark jelly beans.
While stumbling after the squirrels with my eyes closed, I ran head first into a tent that looked more like a laundry bag and felt more l
-R
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Ryan "El Zorrito"
-R
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Ryan "El Zorrito"
you can always be a feminist.
Ha.
Feminists don't write?
-R
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Ryan "El Zorrito"
xo!
Sent you a note.
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